kraft
apparently the way america spells cheese
“america spells cheese k-r-a-f-t.”
a company that makes a wide variety of cheese related products.
when i eat cheese, it is likely made by kraft.
the stupid cheese company that f-cks up my god d-mn last name. everyone automatically thinks it’s spelled “kraft” when it’s really spelled craft. i f-cking hate it.
sweet, a check for 20,000 dollars! oh wait, f-ck! they spelled my name wrong. it’s not kraft, it’s craft. sh-t!
kan’t remember a f-cking thing.
“i know you say we discussed this, but i just kraft.”
being blindsided and having your face broke
i was at this party and some one krafted me
su familia de sabor
kraft macaroni and cheese dinner
an intelligent, funny, and rather atheltic individual. an amazing friend that none can compare to. wise beyond his years, bound to get into a top college. a fabulous friend. there’s no one like kraft anywhere.
one of a kind
1
2
next ›
last »
Read Also:
- kneegina
the pocket of fat above the knee of an obese person…can be used for s-xytime, storing personal items, or as a hand/foot-hold to reach the elbowgina (or other hole). she wasn’t fat enough for me to put it in the elbowgina, but the kneegina was a perfect fit! the inside of your knee, opposite the […]
- Potatowned
originally used when someone noticed that merry or meriadoc brandybuck in the lord of the rings seemed to pr-nounce potatowned quite well with his mouth. a clip was made and distributed throughout the internet. this clip can be viewed here: potatowned.com/upload/potatowned.gif the evolution of the term allowed it to travel across the globe, hitting and […]
- MWBD
men with big d-cks. greyson brian and nicolas’ team, for basically everything. ms. low budget lyons- what’s yo team name? greyson- mwbd! b-tch!
- Cell your soul
defined by jeff brown in the book ‘soulshaping’, cell your soul is the idea that the body is the karmic field where the soul’s lessons are harvested. in order to grow spiritually, we must bring our suffering and our joy through the cells of the body until our spiritual lessons are birthed. repressed emotions are […]
- Apartment Outhouse
the act of using an apartment balcony as a toilet. letting the raw sewage flow down on the neighbors below you. if the volume is large enough it can have the appearance of a waterfall. repeated use will cause the patio furniture to rust changing the flow to a rusty orange color. most often used […]