Kraig Kross
a kraig kross is how you describe it when a man crosses his legs like a woman. this man is usually feminine, with questionable s-xual boundaries. often times they will have a lisp of some sort and an uncanny resemblance to beeker the muppet. in fact, a man who executes a kraig kross is almost always a ginger.
“john did a kraig kross tonight.”
“that’s always the first mistake in turning yourself into an inanimate object in a woman’s eyes”
“you’re right. john is now a lampshade.”
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