Kraig
being a stud m-ffin or really hot (s-xy)
kraig tatman at nature coast technical high school
1. being a god among men.
2. someone who knows what a woman wants and how to give it to her.
he is such a kraig, it was amazing!!!
the nicest person in the worlddd,wicked funny,great hair,the freaking amazingist person in the world,if you ever see a kraig in your lifee,your very luckky.
love your hair,its so kraig.
you are not simply born with the name kraig, but rather, you are given the name
based on your looks and personality. kraigs are usually of average height, with
dark hair, pale skin, and gl-sses. they are sarcastic and excellent procrastinators. their
hobbies include being lazy, making offensive jokes, and laughing from the back
of the cl-ssroom. despite their flaws, kraigs are easy to get along with and
make great friends (unless they find you annoying, in which case, they will ruin
your life).
bill: hey kraig!
john: my name isn’t kraig.
bill: but boy, you do look like a kraig.
john: what?
bill: you act like one too!
everyone: yep, we’re calling you kraig.
a name for a human male. typically spelled craig, but can be spelled kraig for aesthetic purposes. kraig is a name and it has no effect whatsoever on a person’s personality.
bill: hey kraig!
john: my name is john you nit!
bill: hey john-you-nit!
john: shoot me.
the most ugly, vile, repulsive, appalling, awful, bad-looking, beastly, deformed, disfigured, foul, frightful, grisly, gross, grotesque, hard-featured, hideous, homely, horrid, ill-favored, loathsome, misshapen, monstrous, not much to look at, plain, repelling, repugnant, revolting, unbeautiful, uncomely, uninviting, unlovely, unprepossessing, unseemly, unsightly, abject, abominable, cheap, co-rs-, common, contemptible, corrupt, depraved, despicable, disgraceful, dishonorable, disreputable, foul, grovelling, humble, ign-ble, immoral, indelicate, loathsome, lowly, mean, menial, offensive, paltry, pitiful, plebeian, poor, scandalous, servile, shameful, shoddy, sleazy, sordid, sorry, squalid, trashy, ugly, unworthy, vile, worthless, wretched, awful, beastly, dirty, disagreeable, fierce, filthy, foul, gross, grubby, h-llish, horrible, horrid, icky, impure, loathsome, lousy, malodorous, mephitic, murderous, nauseating, noisome, noxious, objectionable, obnoxious, obscene, odious, ornery, outrageous, poison, polluted, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, rough, sickening, soiled, squalid, stinking, tough, unappetizing, unclean, uncleanly, ungodly, unholy, unpleasant, vile, vulgar human being to every crawl out of the sewers.
oh my gosh, that guy looks like he was mauled by a wolverine.
yeah, he’s so kraig.
kraigs often think they are the best. they like to prance around in there grandmas home made slippers and ugly whitey tighteys when they are at home alone. infront of people a kraig likes to think he is a gangster, while spitting out pre planned rap’s. kraigs are often quite humorous though, but likes to know that he is p-ssing everyone off and thier sweet little grandmother. kraigs are a one of a kind person. they are good and truthful friends, but often tend to get under your skin, it makes you want to rip that ginger, p-b- like hair off there chin.
molly: dude that guy never shuts up!
anna: i know im about to rip those red p-b-s off that stupid kraigs chin!
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