Kraken Snatch
a large and nasty v-g-n-. often accompanied by tendrils and a beak. the more nasty ones will have sailors and cannon b-lls inside too. these are attracted by loud thumping noises. when they queef large volumes of mucus and death will be discharged, along with portions of ships.
when she spread her legs she unleashed the kraken sn-tch and everywhere seamen ran for their lives.
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