Kram

to smoke weed/ganja/herb etc
i’m gonna go kram a coner.

i’ve been kraming allday, i can’t go for a picnic with your grandma.

lets have a quick kram on that then i’ll let you have your tortoise back.
swedish word for “hug” often used in the end of mails.
hope to see you soon!
kram/sofie
to become a ‘kram’, and or to get ‘krammed’ is to test the limits of ones liver by means of alcohol consumption. one must first except and believe that there lies a state of intoxication beyond drunk, wasted, hammered etc. to cl-ssify as a ‘kram’ all four of the following requirements must be met.

1. the ability to consume more liquor than any fellow drinkers at a social gathering.
2. conscious urination must occur more than twice in one night.
3. incomprehensible verbal communication with droop projectiles.
4. once the ‘kram’ has p-ssed out they sleep with one eye half open, puke décor on his/her shirt with a lingering urine order.

people are often found ‘krammed’ north of the canadian usa boarder.
a prime example of a ‘kram’ is a french canadian of serbian decent.
mark spelt backwards! that’s it.
“my name isn’t kram.”
kram is some sort of creature nothing like anybody has ever seen or heard of before. he tends to come out at night and wreak havoc in the urban areas. but he has also been seen on college campus’s across the us. rumor has it, during the day he hides amongst a family acting as a son named mark, but this is just speculation.
kram was seen puking in a dumpster last nite!!!
drummer and singer of 3-piece aussie rock band, spiderbait.
kram r0xx0rz teh sh1znit.
the ultimate hug of love.
do you want a kram?

mary kramar phil