krang
marijuana, weed, pot- whatever you chose to call the sticky delicious green plant. scientifically know as cannibus sativa. orginally derived from krang from the ninja turtles, now used as a slang word for cannibus, due to the connection with captain krang, the pirate captain, who gave weed to all her sailors.
“hey, you wanna krang after cl-ss?”
“can i borrow your krang pipe?”
“i’m so kranged i can’t see straight!”
an intelligently diabolical individual, an evil brain. from teenage mutant ninja turtles.
krang over there thinks we should steal the dairy queen sign.
notorious villain from children’s show teenage mutant ninja turtles. resembles a larg brain with nubs.
“i am krang the all powerful! i have never been defeated!”
an alternative name for one’s b-llsack. based upon the uncanny resemblance between a wrinkly b-llsack and the character from teenage mutant ninja turtles
dude i totally put my krang in her mouth!
krang is the binding principle of the universe. krang cannot be taught, only obtained. krang is not who, but what. what is krang? krang is. originating from toronto harsh-speak.
“what is krang?”
“krang is.”
“yo, get krang”
state of testicular shrinkage and wrinkling often -ssociated with the cold. when shaven, it resembles krang, the diabolical tmnt supervillain.
im getting a krang from all this snow.
the act of giving f-ll-t–. reference to the turtles’ brain-like enemy on teenage mutant ninja turtles, as well as the popular new york slang term for oral s-x (“brains.”)
“that skeezer gives good krang, b!”
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