Kranged


to be kranged is to get an erection so fierce that it literally stretches your skin downwards so that your p-n-s can grow, resulting in your face being pulled onto your stomach, leaving you looking like ‘krang’ from tmnt.
guy a: ‘holy f-cking sh-t!! that girl was so f-cking hot that she just kranged you dude!’
guy b: ‘shreeeddderrrrrrrrr’

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