Krause
a large p-n-s from masturbating too much.
bob krause, what a pig.
v. to make an error or mistake
wow, he really kraused that presentation
a versatile word which can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective. often used as a derogatory subst-tute for profanity or s-xual slang.
“ah krause! i lost my condoms!”
“i was krausing my girlfriend last weekend in the krause. she said ‘oh krause, put it deeper in my krause!’, and then i kraused on her face.”
“man i ate so much chipotle that i gotta go take a fat krause.”
verb, noun.
verb. the act of sodomizing a fish, (typically b-ss) after catching them, and then proceeding to have fish human offspring with the dying aquatic beast./ watching nascar and trying to convince people its entertaining/ an actual sport, but never actually succeeding.
noun. usually a clown dressed male pretending to be a women who uses it’s genitals to inseminate an aquatic animal.
i saw a krause while i was out in the woodland preserve trying to krause the once extinct species of aquatic animal, i think he succeeded.
this douche tried to krause me into thinking that nascar was actually a sport, what a tool.
someone who gets s-xual pleasure from sitting on candy
john: hey man i walked in on kelly last night and she was performing a krause on a caramello bar
greg:dude that’s weird
john: yeah, you’re telling me
a story that is complete bullsh-t and made up, or just has a lot of nonsense added to it
“i went to mcd’s and i sh-t in the sink!” “i think you’re krauseing bro” then everyone starts chanting “krause krause krause krause”
(verb) ing…following people around and looking over their shoulder at what their doing
stop krauseing me dude
look over there, hes being such a krause
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