Krauthammer
an incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. you read the paper the next day and find he’s either:
1/ incredibly rich
2/ world champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ some political pundit you never heard of before
guy1: “see cnn last night?”
guy2: “yeah, that krauthammer’s a real… krauthammer, i guess…”
guy1: “oh no: i ruined my shoes agin! trod in some krauthammer!”
a pus-filled genital chancre one might acquire from s-x with a prost-tute or random, male-male truckstop intercourse.
(credit tommmcatt @ wonkette)
that sk-nk gave glenn a krauthammer, better double-bag it.
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