Krazy2DKore
a straight s-x act done in three parts.
1.have s-x in the front seat of a pickup truck while a pedophile driving. destination needs to be a corn field that has dead stalks remaining in the field.
1a. bonus points awarded if you have the pedophile stop at a gas station andcontinue to have s-x while he pumps gas.
2.once at the corn field, preferably near or in a trailer park, position yourselves so that you both have a dead corn stalk either entering or threatening to enter your -n-s. continue having s-x regardless of whom or what watches you.
2a. minus all bonus points if male enjoys a dead corn stalk in his -n-s
2b. bonus points awarded if female enjoys a dead corn stalk in her -n-s
3.enter nearby trailer and finish. (this is -ssuming you haven’t already blown your load mr. softy) perform s-x act on a pull out couch that has a thin mattress and creaks.
3a. bonus points awarded if she allows -n-l s-x
3b. bonus points awarded if done in pedophiles trailer
3c. bonus points awarded if pedophiles wife comes out and m-st-rb-t-s to your live p-rnography.
master the krazy2dkore by having all 5 bonus points and completing it in 3 hours or less. if you fail to complete this task, your are not awesome enough and should be pwnd for your insolence.
me and my ex wife performed a krazy2dkore in under three hours this one night.
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