kreem mop


a kreem mop is a guy that is in the so called “friends zone” with a girl and often acts as her shoulder to cry on when another guy who she has s-x and/or a relationship with, dumps her or causes her emotional pain. he is a kreem mop because the “-sshole” guy has s-x with her while the “friends zone” guy is there to clean up the other man’s wrong doings as he comforts her and bears all the emotional complaining.
guy 1: do you intend to escalate things with her?

guy 2: no dude, i intend to keep her in the friends zone and be her shoulder to cry on when some guy f-cks her in the -ss and c-ms on her face while i’m the kreem mop there to clean her up.

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