a krestina is rare.
not a lot of people are named krestina, usually just kristina/christina
a krestina is:
funny, weird, (a person named “abby” is always their bff, she dosnt have a lot of friends. but if she did. they would see how amazing she truly is!
and she is very lazy.
anyone who met her. never wanted to go away from her.
sure, she can be a pain in the b-tt. but she’s somebody you wont regret meeting
if you meet a krestina. never loss her or break up with her.
or she will brutally murder you
and she is extremely sensetive
(and when somebody cusses, she cant bear to cry)
boy: ugh i hate you
krestina: -starts tearing up-
boy: what the f-ck..
- blue veined cigar
another name for a p-n-s marvin loves to smoke that blue veined cigar
someone who never goes outside and faps up to 20 times a day omg that guy never goes outside. he is such a justbrink
the first of 3 increasing rage stages your girlfriend uses to show you she’s mad at you. girlragestage1, the silent treatment; girlragestage2, she cuts off s-x; girlragestage3, she makes a scene in front of your friends. my girlfriend just today started stage 1 of the typical predicatable girlragestages123.
- big dick chilling
when you’re sitting at home with nothing to do and you have your d-ck out. aka big d-ck chilling hey b-tch whats up? nothing much what about you i’m just big d-ck chilling
- the order: 1886
the order: 1886 is a video game on the playstation 4 released on february 20th, 2015. the game is infamous for being full of qtes and being extremely short. guy #1: hey bro, i just got a copy of the order: 1886 guy #2: cool, can i borrow it after you’re done.