sort of like, “f-ck”, or “d-mn”, but you can say it in front of children, and on nbc in the 1960’s. and, yes, this is from the monkees. however, this is not how they used it. i would just like to see it get used as a swear word.
michael: “oh, micky, your tire blew”, micky: “kretch!”

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