kriptov’s law
one of the axioms of the internet. post a picture of a cute animal and someone is bound to comment on how the owner is neglecting/mistreating it.
hey i just posted a picture of my adorable dog betsy!
random person: just don’t forget kriptov’s law. where some -sshat might find something wrong and say how bad you neglect your dog.
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