Kris Aquino


a severe case, beyond medical help kind of megalomania.
saying it’s not a national issue while being interviewed on prime time national tv, just to let people know she’s quitting her tv shows? such a kris aquino move.

a: has she been talking about herself again?
b: a full 15 minutes now.
a: such a kris aquino.
b: i know right?

excuse me while i have a kris aquino moment. (changes facebook status to “he gave me a s-xually transmitted disease!” watches screen for comments and likes.)

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