kris jenner


a fame hungry control freak who wishes she was 25. her fame hungry, talentless daughter’s, (the kardashians) take up the airwaves and poison the minds of children. only concerned about $ and fame, even though she can’t do sh-t.
kris jenner: omg, those stupid housewives are taking up my tv time. i need money now.
1. the ultimate pimp who uses her five daughters to obtain mountains of cash by p-ssing them around to various athletes and musicians. and making them pose in age inappropriate clothing for a magazine in australia.

2. a mother who leaks s-x tapes of her children.
1. kris jenner is a wonderful mother and wins the mother/madam of the year award.

2. wow! your mom released your s-x tape too!? our moms are total kris jenners.

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