kris marsh
kris marsh is a skick. but he also plays the drums which may throw you off. but deal with it. he enjoys cuddle calls, long walks on the beach and flirjs.
a fan of multi colored jackets in patterns likely to give you a seizure, kris marsh is pretty much bomb diggity.
once. kris marsh made out with sarah palin.
“i am in the hospital because i saw kris marsh and had a seizure. what a skick.”
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