a feeble attempt at a prayer of a diet.
joanna- “i’m so fat”
april- “to be honest, you really are fat”
joanna- “i read about the krispy kreme diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works”
april- “ooooo, tastey and inginious!”
(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 krispy kreme donuts daily)
joanna- “i think this diet is working! my scale says err, which i think stands for something good”
(joanna’s brother david overhears the conversation)
david- “no, it means error because you’re so fat the scale can’t handle the load upon it”
joanna- “you’re just mad because i ate your box of twinkies”
david- “wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty.”
- call of duty: cr*p ops
play on words used to describe the sometimes lousy servers of cod: black ops, with it’s host migrations, interrupted connections, and/or periodical disconnections. although this is an issue needing resolution right away, all other parts of the game seem to run smoothly, thus giving it a a in my book gamer: meh, that is the […]
- cack meast
results from a pap smear displayed on an overhead-projector. brian: dude, i just totally cack measted my patient and told her she couldn’t have kids.
- kuppy kayk
kuppy kayk = cuppy cake the pr-nunciation is what is changing the way the words are spelled. sup kuppy kayk? whats up cuppy cake?
someone steals something from you. the other day i left my keys in my hummer and someone jack’moed my wheels. some h-m- jack’moed my beer! im gonna kill that ho!
happy-go-lucky, optimistic, emotionally strong. no matter how difficult or dire the circ-mstances, caeden can look on the bright side and stay positive. “wow, what you are going through is really tough, how are you coping?” “i am just trying to be caeden about it, things won’t be bad for long, and then i’ll be in […]