krispy mister
doing a chick over the stove while using a sock that you’ve skated in all day as a condom, mean while she takes a sh-t on the stove. be sure to bring the sh-t to a nice crisp. after you’ve c-med, take the sh-t and place it into the sock then send it to the soa (s-xual organization of america) for verification that it is in fact a krispy mister.
dude, i just did a krispy mister with this chick, now i have an odd number of socks.
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