Krista Lazou


the most beautiful girl in the world. she makes even the most horrible things tolerable just by talking to me. when i look at photos i get lost but i dont mind the least bit. her smile could stop a man right in his tracks and kills a girl with jealousy. her laugh makes the worst of days seem so much better. i can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored.
love her xxx
girl 1: guess who i f-cked last night!!! sam!!!!

me: oh yeah….. i talked with krista lazou for 5 hours last night.

girl 1: i am so jealous.

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