kristendom
1) – a drunken b-st-rdization christendom, kristendom is as much a metaphorical concept as it is a geographic location, both of which are heavily dependant upon m-ss consumption of alcohol.
– a place where, upon closing the front door, a middle-aged man wearing nascar stretch-pants will appear and yell “don’t slam the d-mn door”
– the home of one of the fiercest sinks in existence
– the housing of the art pieces of john sanders.
-the stomping grounds of kristen (hence the name)
– a near endless supply of beer
– a lovely place to p-ss out
-the finest place in all of fredonia, if not the planet
– it’s shiny/awesome
“what have you been up to the last few days?”
“i don’t remember… i was at kristendom”
or
“you didn’t come home last night”
“yeah, i p-ssed out at kristendom”
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