Kristine Bateman
noun.
a name for a person that is just straight up amazing. they know how to make you feel better when you’re having a cr-ppy day, and connect with you really well. they’re generally pretty good looking, and have a really good personality and are just fun to be around. they can sometimes make you stressed out and make a big deal over little things, but in the end it makes you more attracted to them.
i thought i saw an angel walking down the street, but then i realized it was a kristine bateman.
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