Kristovian


of or related to all things hardcore. when applied to a person, said person is most likely a rock star, and possibly also some kind of sword-wielding mad warrior.
did you see that sh-t?! dude just pumped two slugs into a zombie’s face while doing 90 on the highway and injecting coffee straight into his veins!!!

yeah, i know. kristovians are like that.

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