Kristya


(pr-nounced: kris-tea-ya )

1. an uncommonly sarcastic witty girl with absolutely no idea how f-cking gorgeous she is. her presence can cause light-headedness, quickness of breath and unspeakable elation. dry mouth, shakes, and stomach flips are common. you will stammer and feel like the world’s biggest f-cktard. heaven help you if she takes a shine to you, you lucky pr-ck. see also, krissinitis.

2. red head.
lucky pr-ck: kristya just made a joke. i love her and my stomach hurts…

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