kritoris


a krust of female sm-gm- located in the cl-toral area. a gorgonzola cheese-like substance with a strong odor and crumbly texture, which may dried around the edges. may be more krusty on women with large l-b–, or those who don’t wash the genitals thoroughly.

similar meaning to krabia.

may also be the asian pr-nunciation of the word “cl-toris”.
i was going to perform cunninglingus on my girlfriend holly until i realised she had a lethal smelling kritoris.

asian example: herro pretty girl, can i rick your kritoris?

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