kritzed


a term describing someone who is abnormally drunk and subsequently s-xually aroused. in this state, a person might become violent and destructive. usually, when a person is kritzed, tv’s, vases, and cold, virgin flesh are at serious risk.
vanessa: i was at this killer party last night, i got completely kritzed.

jessica: oh what happened?

vanessa: i hooked up with some random guy. we got to second base and then i punched him in the stomach.

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