krivessa is my spirit name.
introducing yourself to a new group of friends by sending them a video of you sucking a c-ck, or having your c-ck sucked. typically followed up with a photo of your face to avoid confusion. “hey did you guys meet nicole the other day?” “no, i must have missed her introf-ll-t–“
when an old man shoved his wrinkley d-ck up kim jung uns -ss i will twinbed you 2 incher steven: dude you ready for practice today? dan : totally bro! steven*turns around daniel: dude you have a twinbed no girls gonna hit that…
- the baconking b*tton
when an individual doesn’t know how to correctly ev train their pokemon on the pokemon showdown server, and will click the smogon suggested spread “hey man i have this mew i wasn’t sure was evs to give it” “i don’t know man just hit the baconking b-tton”
- casually dying
on my period feeling a sh-t ton of pain. i’m just casually dying over here dw.
when you accidentally get crumbs all over the bed before you even get to climb in bed and enjoy those cookies. i just changed the sheets and you already got your precrumb all over the bed!