Kroken


kroken is a guy who suddently leaves his job, and later regrets what he`s done and comes back on his knees, begging to get his beloved job back. he often plays hard to get between leaving and returning to his job.

“kroken” is a norwegian name and translated to english, it means “hook”. this howerver has nothing to do with the use of “kroken”.
at the office:
john: “hey where`s bob? he`s supposed to be here by now”

frank: “didn`t you hear? he quit yesterday at lunchtime!”

john: “what?! awww, that`s sooo kroken!”
kroken is a place in norway, were all the cool peoples live. kroken is not far from tromsdalen(daln). everyone from kroken hates people from daln.

oooh, and yeah. everyone from kroken have a third leg.
dude1: were u from?
dude2: kroken
dude1: wow dude sry for talking to you! dont kill me.
dude2: whatever.

new born born
god d-mn!! see that boys third leg.. he is a realy kroken ganstaaah

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