kruft
the substance which resides on the bottom of one’s -sshole, formed by a mixture of old remaining feces, dried up male love seed and the fluffy remains from underwear. recent developments in -n-l science have concluded that kruft is the main cause for an itchy -n-s. vaseline comes in handy to ease the itch and prevent the eager to dig in the -sshole.
herbert: “please try to pull out in time, i cannot handle another kruft attack!”
bob: “how do i remove this terrible itch on my -n-s?”
doctor: “either wipe your -ss, block you -sshole for intimate male encounter, or stop wearing underwear.”
an “out of ego” experience
i felt like kruft today, i was truly in the zone.
Read Also:
- FEGtaBle
a stupid name for fire emblem general board goers, made up by the fe7sbians, much like the fesbian name. this name is not endorsed by the fegb users. smapdi: hahaha! let’s strike the fegtables hard!
- Smelling what I'm stepping in
“are you understanding what i’m saying?” a slightly earthier term used to confirm understanding between people. synonym to picking up what you’re laying down;dig it;catch my drift person a:you get me? you catch my drift? you picking up what i’m laying down? person b: what? person a: (after some thinking) you smelling what i’m stepping […]
- Aaronic
adj, of or pertaining to aaron, or to several high dignitaries of the church. some church members could be considered aaronic.
- Gandalfing
blocking the p-ssage of something through use of wizardry and copious amounts of staff waving. also, basically just not letting anything through, ever. dude, the republican’s are totally gandalfing obama’s every move. it’s like they just don’t like him or something. how did your date go? it was great, but she totally gandolfed me at […]
- ach
1) a scottish version of saying ‘oh’ instead they say ‘ach noh’ 2) a very lethal weapon that is quite blunt to increase the pain when a spleenach operation is performed ach noh i’ve lost me kilt dr smith, p-ss me that ach ach! – exclaiming a point of disgust or disapointment. originated from the […]