Kruger Ho


a woman who is so aesthetically heinous that she resembles freddy kruger. she instills fear in those who are unfortunate enough to gaze upon her fugliness.
jared-“d-mn son! did you see that wildebeast of a woman?”
morpheus-“yea, she was a kruger ho for sure”

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