Krumpus
santa’s evil twin who accompanies him during christmas to beat the naughty chilluns with a bundle of hickory sticks, while santa gives gifts to the good chilluns.
“that was the worst christmas ever; i didn’t even get any presents, krumpus just came and beat the bajeesus outta me!”
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