Kruschev

kruschev (spell hrushtshov) was the leader of ussr in 1953-1964.

criticized stalin in 1956 for being a bl–dy tyrant-like leader and blamed some of his henchmen as stalin’s executioners.
two things are most common in this fella: (trying) to improve relations with the western world and using corn as the main field product.
was bald and his people saw him as a funny man, due to the corn policies (trying to plant corn all over the ussr, including in the tundra and swamp).
also provoking a nuclear war, by am-ssing warheads to cuba and locking usa and the ussr to a nuclear stalemate.
was overthrown in 1964 by leonid brezhnev and juri andropov that is all.
russian anecdote about what describes kruschev quite accurately

a football match held between usa and ussr. the head guests are john f. kennedy and nikita kruschev. when the americans started to lose kennedy called his team up and promised his men something. and when the russians started to lose the game, kruschev called his team up and promised his men something. ussr’s football team won and now kennedy and kruschev asked each other that what promises they made.

kennedy: “i promised my men that every one of them would get $100 000, if they win the game.”
kruschev: “i promised my men that i’ll order to plant corn on every single football field in ussr, if they lose the game.”
big -ss eyebrows. named for the former communist party leader nikita kruschev, who had eyebrows that took up half his face.
i saw brooke shields on tv last night…that girl’s got some big -ss brows.

yeah, those are some serious kruschevs on her.