Krusty Burger
when your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. you jerk off until you come between her b-ttcheeks. thereby creating a krusty burger in the morning when she has to pee.
her:”i’m not in the mood”
you:”ok”
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!
you:”he he krusty burger yum
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