kryan



a noun describing a person who sh-ts on the floor, wipes it with their shirt, and then wears the sh-t-stained shirt hoping it will crust off. also used to describe someone who gets sh-t on by a bird in the face while running. it could also be used to describe someone who jerks off while having a completely normal phone conversation with you. another definition is a person who has an abnormally bad sweating problem. if you ever catch someone spooning with another man and they appear to be enjoying it a little too much, that person can be considered a kryan. most importantly though, if someone has a compulsive need to constantly touch their p-n-s no matter where they are or who they are with, they are a kryan. a kryan also constantly plays with their belly b-tton, their nipples, and whatever other zits or pimples they have.
get your hand off me kryan!

why do you always touch your p-n-s kryan?

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