Kryptic
an online name for someone who hides behind a strong number of alias’s.
that dudes kryptic! who, jake? no bro, its your main alias.
21:52:02 kryptic> kryptic>>>>one who slaps himself stupid. <- he even said so himself
- kryptic slaps himself stupid for not getting his name right.
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