a very s-xy male who will forever be lonely but always attracts woman
i’m glad i’m not krystalmeth
- sloped out
slang term for “uninformed”. to forget something completely. the lady asked me about some book information from 10 years ago, i was completely sloped out. brain freeze; to be out of information; uninformed. i was so sloped out i left my keys and locked myself out of the house.
- wh*r* pleaser
a person that can’t say no to a moocher. a person that spends all their money pleasing a wh-r-. he can’t say no to her because he’s a wh-r- pleaser
- bex juice
an alcoholic beverage containing beer, lemonade, mango margarita mix, blue raspberry vodka, and sometimes water/ice. it was invented at project bex. woah, i think i drank too much bex juice last night! a dank alcoholic beverage containing beer, lemonade, mango margarita mix, blue raspberry vodka, and sometimes water/ice. it was invented at project bex. woah […]
dalessa is ugly and fat and usually everyone hates her. but she can be a good friend and girlfriend to a tanner. john: “omg do you see dalessa? she’s so ugly” mandie: “yeah she is pretty ugly but i guess she is a good girlfriend. it’s on the inside that counts.”
- cretin cream pie
the act of a straight adult male from st. paul, minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from cretin-derham hall to -j-c-l-t- inside his -n-s. john was so happy that joe made it to the big leagues that he asked joe to give him a cretin cream pie.