Krysten

one of those rare individuals who is d-mn near perfect, and whose only flaws are endearingly endearing. usually drop dead-gorgeous with a fantastic rear end; has the ability to levitate on demand.
who was that goddess that just floated by?
oh that was just krysten.
beautiful woman of sophistican, graceful. usually has at least one friend or family member by her side. has lots of friends but trusts few. krysten is funny, beautiful and smart. weird in her own little ways, liked by most people yet hated among many, usually by other girls.
girl: “oh great, here comes krysten.” (rolling of her eyes)

boy: “oh great here comes krysten!” (smiles)
the best freind any gurl could ever have. always very sweet and beautiful. always there no matter what situation is,and i will love her forever.
man that gurl is sooo krysten dont you wish she was your freind.
a sweet hot girl that girls hate and the boys are too scared to date
will kick your -ss
but will look d-mn good doing it
girl: she must think she’s all of that
boy: she’s not. she’s all that and a bag of chips. i wish i could get with her…(day dreams about krysten)
a dumb b-tch, usually has mcdonalds shaped unibrow,thinks she can dominate you with her power to file papers, gives band directors bl-w j-bs to get positions, likes it up the -ss, needs to learn what a tweezer is, has a bernie mac mustache, resembles pig like qualit-tes, doesnt understand that guys dont like coochie lipped kiss -ss mono borw hemaphrodites . have a think for proboscus monkeys p-n-s like nose. need to fall of a cliff or die of internal bleeding, preferabbly because she got hit by a truck driven by me. has very bad cooch. is a dyk- in disguise, abd wants to f-ck everyone regardless of hiv status
girl: ” who the h-ll does she think she is, just standing there watching us march?”
boy: “so shes pulling a krysten? lets hope she doesnt go for the band directors d-ck or try to give us paper cuts with her file paper”