a girl that works at a m-ssage studio, with red hair. and a funny–ss att-tude. can be sweet sometimes, but overall ruthless. mother hen of the group. when she drinks, it’s always way too much. no boundaries. will have s-x for a hamburger and some onion rings. lovely girl!
see that girl sitting at the desk, she is so a krystianna.

i wish i had a hamburger.

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