a girl that works at a m-ssage studio, with red hair. and a funny–ss att-tude. can be sweet sometimes, but overall ruthless. mother hen of the group. when she drinks, it’s always way too much. no boundaries. will have s-x for a hamburger and some onion rings. lovely girl!
see that girl sitting at the desk, she is so a krystianna.
i wish i had a hamburger.
to call someone a goblin in a complimentary way! you’re such an infriptic.
- blew hoe
when a hoe gives a man blue b-lls on purpose to get arouse. d-mn she is a blew hoe stay away!!!
- tingle dingle
when you are h-rny and have that tingly feeling between your legs. “are you ok? you have been looking at her -ss for a while” “i’m fine, she’s just giving me that tingle dingle feeling” “same”
to be extremely drunk and high at the same time. usually ends up being a scenario where the individual said they would only have one drink, but ultimately succ-mb to the temptation and get absolutely ripped. person 1: last night was insane. person 2: oh for sure i had work at 7 and i was […]
- the forget me stick
the forget-me-stick is a big-ss baseball bat that upon contact with a skull, causes memory loss, hence the name “forget-me-stick”. john- “bro i think these guys wanna fight us” bob- “just use the forget-me-stick”