Krzysiak
a s-xy man wh-r- who likes to look at ladies -sses. loves to get his -ss touched, and loves to make out. may seem gay sometimes but his girl will always love him. loves to grab -ss and just loves -ss, -ss, and more -ss. -ss and t-tties! he has the hottest girlfriend ever and he should buy her a giant teddy bear! because she really wants one!
yea so my boyfriend is so sweet and i love him so much!
i miss you!
i love gage krzysiak!
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