ksurfing
take a large amount of ketamine (or any psychedelic substance will do) put music on a loud stereo (ideally dubstep, house music, etc) and turn on the tv without sound. surf through the channels or put a visually interesting movie and watch as the magic unfolds. movies that work well are old/dramatic with interesting visuals such as treasure island (1950s). patton, etc. music videos also work well for obvious reasons.
we’ve been ksurfing for 3 hours now and it’s the greatest thing i’ve ever done. i have no idea what we just watched though.
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