kuato


an infant-sized symbotic mutant whose conjoined twin is an otherwise normal-looking adult male. as seen in the 1990 film total recall, where kuato was the sage and revered leader of the mutant resistance on mars. when kuato emerged from his host’s abdomen, the host went into a trance-like state.
the martians love kuato. they think he’s f-ckin’ george washington.
a baby born by caesarian section.

(from the eponymous midriff-inhabiting total recall character)
new mother 1: was little elisha a natural birth?

new mother 2: nah, he was a kuato baby. it was easier that way, plus the scar’s already fading!

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