Kuba
an extremely intelligent person who openly does alot of illicit drugs and tells stories about walruses and bob sagget
“yesterday i pulled a kuba because i smoked about 10lbs of weed then ace’d my advanced molecular physics test. later on i then had tacos with my pet walrus and bob sagget.”
a male name
the literal translation from a forgotten language meaning ‘he who walks with tigers’.
“the name kuba came to me in a dream. it had a a tribal sound that seemed to echo across the ages. it embodies the spirit and the courage of the tiger.”
a pleasantly plump fellow, considers himself s-xy, smart, and a druggie. kuba is polish for jacob. (also referred to as koob, koobster, jake, jacob, kuba) pr-nounced koo-ba.
yo! i chilled with kuba at that party the other night.
or
yo kuba, you got the italian homework?
perfectly straight with a 10-inch p-n-s
wow hes a kuba wooooooooooooooooooooow
when you are in the capable position of a s-xual encounter with a good looking member of the opposite s-x, but you walk away, run away, scream, freak out, do not engage in the encounter.
also the inability to communicate and/or structure sentences in front of a good looking member of the opposite s-x
john really pulled a kuba last night with jessica.
dude, dont kuba. just go for it.
large, male, level 70 tauren in anetheron server. looking for large, female, level 70 counterpart. drives wrangler and thoroughly enjoys mobbing level 1 boars
“look at that kuba critting 22000…that’s ridiculous!”
a small p-n-s. an undersized or underused penor.
man 1: hey man…see that guy over there?
man 2: you mean kkk?
man 1: yeah…it’s well known he’s got a kuba.
man 2: wouldn’t doubt it…just look at him.
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