kukri curse
an ancient curse which summons the wrath of a supernatural being known as mr gluckin. the curse is commonly inficted via chainmail or the occurrence of a dog act.
example 1:
ben: you now have the kukri curse. send this message to 5 friends or you will be visited by mr gluckin.
tyler: ayo mr gluckin… i don’t feel so good…
example 2:
jacko: oi cliff you coming out tonight?
cliffy: nah mate, with the missus.
jacko: thats it, you’ve got the kukri curse now.
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