Kumguzzler


a person who jacks a huge p-n-s off then takes the load to the mouth. (also know as k-mguzzling)
swallowing s-m-n after a hard days work.
a name for a drink.
when a man, woman or other species swallows a sh-t load of s-m-n
that dirty sn-tch is a k-mguzzler.

she sure does make that k-mguzzling look easy.
deragatory term used for fat piles that do nothing but suck d-ck and watch gay p-rn.
bangs is sitting at his computer and is doing his every day routine, looking at gay p-rn. he sits back and thinks to himself, “not only am i a piece of sh-t but imay be a k-m guzzler also”.

tyler b and tim v r hommies and realize they just love k-m so much they will cl-ssify themselves as no good k-m guzzlers

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