Kunch


1.to kick-punch (at the same time)
2.anything you want it to be
synonym to juiced

invented after an actual
kunching had occured by michael and richard.
i’m gonna kunch you so hard….your gonna wish i didn’t kunch you!!
an action where you go to punch someone, and a foot comes out of your hand and they get kicked in the face. in this case, you use both motions so it becomes a kunch.

warning – often fictional.
joey: yeah, i kunched bobby yesterday.
seth: how the f-ck did a foot come out of your hand?
somebody who eats v-g-n- too much and just plain loves the taste.

origin: c-nt + munch

joe; you know what!
steve; what?
joe; these potato chips taste alot like minge!
steve; omfg, you’re sucha kunch
c-nn-l-ng-s during lunch break.

c-nt + lunch
i have 30 minutes. where do you wanna go for kunch?
the most extraordinarily magnificent type of lunch possibly imaginable, usually accompanied by pirates, ninjas, banners, pyrotechnics and other oddly -ssorted things.
once the pope was done curing cancer and solving starvation and debt in the third world, he had kunch with jesus in an up-market restaraunt just off 51st.

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