Kung Fu Grip


when a women has the ability to make a man -rg-sm in a few seconds.

what your really really really lonely friends possess. obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.
whoa buddy, you need to get a girlfriend, thats quite a kung fu grip you got there.
a technique used to subdue, clutch, or hold whatever it is clinging to. mostly to drain it like a toothpaste tube when it is empty.
me: man…i was with this female lastnight, and while we were doing it she said, “do you like this?”, and did a pelvic tightening move on my thang. phew! next thing you know i was shooting all over the place.

homie: oh, she used that ol ‘kungfu grip’ on you.

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