kung-fu hair


long and sh-ggy hairstyle reminiscent of circa 1970’s kung-fu movies. noteable examples include jacky chan in his earlier films and more recently, steve oedekerk’s character in kung pow.
zhang yao: “w-ng, i see you’re sporting kung-fu hair these days.”
w-ng chun: “yeah, i know. i’m trying to save money for that new rickshaw by cutting back on haircuts.”

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