Kung-Jew
kung-jew is the ancient hebrew art of negotiation, thrift and litigation. since the recession, the art of kung-jew has enjoyed a resurgence of popularity even outside the jewish community.
con edison tried to over bill us outrageously for utilities last month, but my roommate herschel busted out his kung-jew skills and quickly had them send us an amended bill which reflected the correct meter reading. one day he has to teach me how he does that!
my landlord tried to hold onto my deposit unfairly, though i vacated the apartmentl on time and left it in good condition, but he backed down when i told him that i had studied kung-jew.
a fighting style specially deveoped by jews. is used to combat people telling jew jokes, seen partic-p-tin in “ignore a jew day”(on wednsdays), or just fun for random people.
it involves letting out some kind of jew cry while throwing spare change at the offender like throwing stars. while they are ditracted you lay down a whoopin’ with your money packed wallet/purse untill they are unconscious(one hit should do the trick),then publicly humiliate them in anyway you see fit
“that punk was getting on my nerves, i kung jewed his -ss so bad he didn’t know what hit him.”
“dude that man insulted my beard, i’m gonna go kung jew the sh-t out of him!”
jew 1: “dude you totally kung jewed that kid’s -ss on the playground!”
jew 2: “i know!”
yiddish person engaged in the ancient art of kungfu…
look ma! it’s a kungjew… he’s whippin’ their -sses!
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