Kung Pow

(n.) the absolute best kung-fu movie parody ever! if you haven’t seen it, then go rent it now! stars steve odekirk and jennifer tung (one-b–b woman.) it’s been rumored that the sequel(s) are going to be released in the way of the matrix and kill bill, in the “all-at-virtually-the-same-time” way.
kung pow: tongue of fury: october 2004.
the stupidest and utterly r-t-rded movie ever. i loved it. hahahaaa what do you get when you cross an owel with a bungi cord? my -ss!!!!! hahaha. its betty! oooweooewewwe hahaha i love that dam movie.
today in dcl cl-ss, were going to watch kung pow! (r-t-rds,” neeeeeneeeee yea konggg poooweee yeeeeeeeyeeee”)
one of my all-time favorite movies. includes such great lines as “i am a great magician. your clothes are red!”
and “you go that way. i’ll go home.” and, by the way, for all you kung pow fanatics out there (people like me), i have heard that there is a sequel due out in february. i can’t wait!
i love kung pow!
the movie deserves a sequel.
betty: i am a magician. your clothes are red.
the best parody movie evar.

the best ventriliquists in a movie evar

i’m watching it right now. anyone who says it sucks is r-t-rded.
“you go that way, i’ll go home”

“i’ve chosen the large tub”

“what time is it?”.. “hammer time!”

” i swing a bit more”

“i swing a bit less”

“beware his song about big b-tts, he beats you up while he plays it”

“nnnyyyyaaahhhh, tiger, tiger tiger. bird. birdie nyaah, birdie”
the name of easily the funniest d-mn kung-fu rip ever made! anyone who doesn’t like it is clearly a f-cking squarehead who couldn’t have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. director steve oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for now, would be impossible because of the fact that making kung pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.
“naaaaaaahahaaaaaa…..”
-betty, aka master pain

some punk-ss : “aw that movie was f-cking r-t-rded.”
me : “that was the whole idea; that’s why it’s funny!”
some punk-ss : “i know but they made a good job on making it r-t-rded.”
me : “squarehead…-_-‘ ”
one of my favorite movies. the plot is simple, the chosen one wants to avenge his family so he tries to defeat evil betty/master pain with the help of ling, master tang, whoa, mu-shu fasa, and a little from master doe. some people say this movie is stupid, that’s the whole reason why i found it so funny.
master tang: (who is dying) chosen one, do i look alright.
chosen one: yeah… sure.
master tang: on a scale of one to ten?
chosen one: hmmm, one.
master tang: listen, and listen well. i really like the band n-sync. my favorite member is harpo. i think there’s a harpo. if not there should be. i will write their next hit, maybe ‘a boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho’ by the way, you must beware of betty’s iron claw. they are sharp, and they hurt. and beware his song about big b-tts, he beats up while he plays it!

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