kunkoodle
noun, a t-rd in moition freshly released from the -n-s in the air gap between the toilet water and the -n-s. once the t-rd touches the toilet water it is no longer a kunkoodle,it is then just an ordinary t-rd. if the t-rd is too large to fit in the air gap without touching the water and the -n-s then it is not a kunkoodle, it is then defined as a f-cking huge t-rd! kunkoodle is ushually used to describe a solid t-rd, but it may be used to describe liquid poo if the poo is not in one continous stream from the -n-s to the toilet water. there must be a section of poo isolated from contact with everything but stagnant air between the -n-s and toilet water. if the word kunkoodle is used to describe liquid dookie then one must use the adjective “liquid” or “aqueous” or some other term used to decribe a flowing substance before the word kunkoodle.
just think of the moment of silence and releif that occurs as the sh-t comes out of your -ss and just before the plop of the poo in the toilet water.
that sure was a fine kunkoodle.
gee whiz, i hope i have at least one kunkoodle today!
that old taco meat gave me a liquid kunkoodle!
d-mn son, i heard that kunkoodle you had last night; congrats kid you are now a man!
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